Motley Crue's co-founder pointed the finger of responsibility directly at the (likely stable of) drug prescribing celebrity doctors keeping Whitney Houston supplied w/ pills. Sixx blasted these "enablers" last night, while on CNN's The Piers Morgan Show:
Neal & his main squeeze, Michaele Salahi, were on the Today Show this morning, defending themselves against the $50million lawsuit brought by her ex Tareq, claiming his estranged wife was living a "double life" for years, and that the new couple engaged in a "conspiracy to defame" him.
Schon began the interview with a good natured but probably at least a little bit nervous laugh when asked about the lawsuit, and then he and Michaele made it clear it was not them who chose to take this story public: "We didn't bring it to the public… he did, from second one."
... Should Tareq be successful in this big money lawsuit, what do you think the odds are that Michaele will jump off the Journey tour bus? .... just sayin
From John Krasinski asking if he may have sex with you, to David Cross explaining that he is simply having a biological reaction to your cleavage, to Jenny Slate explaining that she'd want to have millions of babies with you if it didn't hurt so much to give birth, we have to commend these brave celebrities for being straightforward with the subtext of Valentine's Day.
Ever come across you're kid bashing you on Facebook? This dude did! Here's the full text of the status update she posted on her FB page a few days ago:
To my parents,
I'm not your damn slave! It is not my responsibility to clean up your shit. We have a cleaning lady for a reason; her name is Linda, not Hanna. If you want coffee, get off your ass and make it yourself. If you want a garden, shovel the fertilizer yourself. Don't sit back on your ass and watch me do it. If you walk in the house and get mud all over the floor that i just cleaned, be my guest. But clean it up after you're done getting shit everywhere. I'm tired of picking up after you.
You tell me at least once a day to get a job. You could just pay me for all the shit that I do around the house! Everyday when I get home from school, I have to do dishes, clean the countertops, all the floors, make all the beds, do all the laundry and get the trash. I'm not even going to mention all the work I do around your clinic. And if I don't do that all everyday, I get grounded. Do you know how hard it is to keep up with chores and school work? it's freaking crazy.
I go to sleep at 10 every night because I'm too tired to stay up any longer and do anything else. I have to get up at 5 in the morning to get ready for school. On the weekends I have to sleep w/ my door locked so my little brother won't come get me up at 6. This is all true, and I'm tired of this bullshit. Next time I have to pour a cup of coffee, I'm gonna flip shit. I have no idea how I have a life. I'm gonna hate to see the day when you get too old to wipe your ass and call me asking for my help. I won't be there.
You're pissed kid,
Hanna
Here's his response... and revenge! You can hear the guy proudly read his daughters above ranting starting at 1:07. Then forward to 7:05 to see how he ultimately handles the situation. Crazy or Genius? or Crazy Grenis?
House Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) announced a new campaign to "Stop Colbert" on Thursday, in an effort to pass super PAC transparency legislation -- and perhaps get revenge on behalf of her "friend, Newt Gingrich. Join me in stopping Colbert and creating a new politics free of special interest money. The first step is passing the DISCLOSE Act!"
The usual flowers, candy or jewelry not cutting it for Valentine's Day this year? Get your woman her very own Madagascar Hissing Cockroach! For just $10, The Bronx Zoo will name one of this years crop after your chick. Another $15 and they'll send her a dark chocalate replica of the lille bugger (crunchy only)... Beats the last minute funnel at the gas station...
Don't have a condom? eh, what's the worst that could happen... Too bad the Superbowl Ad Committee thought this ad was too dark for air last Sunday. Many lives could've been saved by the lives that could've been prevented during the halftime show, had it's intended message made it to the masses. God, have mercy on us all.
The long awaited Van Halen reunion album w/ David Lee Roth, A DIFFERENT KIND OF TRUTH, finally drops tomorrow. Here's a sneak leak of 5 songs that haven't already been critiqued.
Did you ever think that maybe, just maybe, Newt Gingrich's desire to go to the moon isn't based on innovation or American ingenuity? Or even because, in the words of Edmund Hillary, "it's there"? And he just wants to go to our lunar satellite because he wants to get away from it all?
In this new video from Funny Or Die that perfectly parodies a classic "Sesame Street" song sung by Ernie, Newt Gingrich sings from his bedroom a ballad about why he wants go to the moon. Of course, unlike Ernie, Newt not only wants to visit the moon, but then become president of it."Gay marriage will not be allowed / And no welfare or public schools."
It's on between Fox (Bus) News and The Muppets. Back in December, Fox's Eric Bolling took aim at the new muppet movie, citing a dangerous liberal agenda to use "class warfare to kind of brainwash our kids." Well, the muppets have fired back, seen here at a press conference in promotion of their vile, evil movie premiere in London. Gotta say Eric, not even the great Bill O'rielly can argue with a puppet w/o looking like an asshole.
