kids

Which Would You Fight?

Hola Bitcholas, In addition to "Big Dummy", today was also the day that we conducted our Mens Room Poll. Today's poll asked, "You have to fight one of these, which would you pick; 20 6-year-olds, 20 'seniors' or 7 wiener dogs?" We asked because we came across a story about a woman who was "mauled...
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Please Clap!

Hola Bitcholas, Have to hustle outta here tonight as soon as the show ends. I have to navigate I-5 and get to my kids' school for their...sure to be Tony nominated...performance. Actually, I don't mind. Like any parent, I'll be proud and think it's cute and all that stuff, but here's the problem;...
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No, YOU Have a Popcorn Addiction

Hola Bitcholas, Hope you had a wonderful weekend. I do. I won't lose sleep if you didn't, but I do hope you had a good one. Had to go to Home Depot over the weekend. No big deal...just one of those realities of owning a home. But, had to bring the kids and my son made it very clear that he didn't...
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Are You Team Banana or Onion?

Hola Bitcholas, How was your weekend? It doesn't matter...I can't hear you. I got sucked into drawing a comic for my son. Apparently I agreed to this on Saturday night...although I have no recollection of this...and no, I wasn't drunk. Sunday morning my son is at my bedside waking me up (early) to...
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Kids Can Be So Damn Savage

Hola Bitcholas, Full disclosure; I'm cool with blood, vomit, sh*t, pee, and MOST other bodily expulsions. Always have been...and then I had kids and tolerance to other people's "stuff" is a necessity. Boogers however, they are never welcome in my world. I'm not sure why they bother me as much as...
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When Your Kid Says WHAT?!

Hola Bitcholas, Let me start by saying that being a parent, being a father, while tedious, alarming, (exhausting and terrifying) is, ultimately, rewarding. You're always aware that you've done nothing so noble, important or selfless in your life before becoming a parent and that is the fuel that...
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That Moment Your Kid Becomes You!

Hola Bitcholas, My day started as it always does; curse at the alarm and see what the kids need before they go to school. That's how it goes Monday through Friday. Today was no different. Well, not at first. One of the requirements of being a child of mine (besides all that pesky 'biological' stuff...
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Can't Spell Flu Without F!

Hola Bitcholas, Not gonna lie; I feel like f**king sh*!. Got whatever cold/ flu/ pandemic is making the rounds. I've felt worse, for sure, but it still sucks. It's garden variety stuff; sore throat, stuffy nose, head full of boogers and achy joints. Nothing special. I've done most of what I'm...
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Your Parents Did WHAT?!

Hola Bitcholas, "Family Week" has unintentionally continued to be the theme this week on the show. Yesterday, we asked about grandparents..."what's the story you always tell about them?" Same question today except we asked about your PARENTS. Much different type of answer today. See, when people...
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Leave Me Alone to Drone!

Hola Bitcholas, This was one of 'those' mornings. Kid fell asleep in my bed last night, carry him to his own bed and realize he'd pissed in mine...as evidenced by the giant wet spot on my shirt (where I'd carried him) and the larger wet spot on my bed. Then he pissed in his OWN bed too. So the...
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